UltraMonkey

Wouldn't know that ultramonkey is the spirit of growth until I got to my present working place. I've always believe in following the rules, doing it the professional way until I was approached to join the monkey team. And as usual, I was offered banana as a motivation, wey be the things monkeys love. So I jumped and grapped the banana, that was how it all started.

The full story: One day the chief amidst us discovered that we are already monkeying and coilled out the slogan, monkey. This continued until we discover that we have worked very hard as monkeys and our MM discovered that we a getting tired of banana. So, he added some plantains and plantains chips to the stuffs which made it sweeter than it used to be. Before we know what was happening, the monkeys started performing much more than was expected thereby increasing the expectation of the MM.

More dose of plantains and the monkeys suddenly grew to ultramonkey. Now all the ultramonkeys can jump from Iroko tree to the Acacia, just because they submitted themselves for training in the hand of MM.

Wish I add discovered the beauty of being a monkey earlier, maybe by now I will have become a Baboon. And ...
I go don dey chop life now because Na monkey dey work, na baboon dey chop.

So, Keep Monkeying onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Adeniyi Oladeji